Perhaps audiences aren’t clamoring for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for stylish excess. Still, it’s worth noting: his richly designed romantic vampire tale displays creativity and style – and in all its Hammer-y cheesiness, I might just favor compared with the recent, stately interpretation by Robert Eggers of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, including one shot that appears to show a territorial boundary between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz embodies a clever but beleaguered cleric fighting vampires – it feels natural for him to tackle such a part earlier – who arrives in Paris in 1889 for the French Revolution centenary celebrations. Likewise present is the malevolent vampire count, played by the expert in grotesque roles Caleb Landry Jones with a mangled central European accent evoking Carell’s Gru character of the Despicable Me series. This character that he too was born to take on.
The story is this: the vampire lord has been restlessly roaming the world in anguish for 400 years after his transformation into a vampire, a penalty for his faithless sorrow following the loss of his beloved Elisabeta (a first film part for Zoë Bleu, the offspring of Rosanna Arquette). Dracula has sought relentlessly for a lady who might be the reincarnation of his departed beloved. By cruel fate, the fortunate female is revealed as Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the reserved future wife of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (enacted by Ewens Abid), who lately visited to Dracula’s fortress to negotiate his real estate holdings and the small picture of the winsome Mina attracted Dracula’s gaze.
Besson structures Dracula’s second-act backstory of worldwide travels wearing flamboyant outfits confidently, and he willingly includes giving us humorous scenes reminiscent of Mel Brooks – such as the count’s repeated and futile attempts to commit suicide after Elisabeta’s death, along with absurd moments that follow Dracula sprays himself with a specific fragrance in historic Florence, that renders him irresistible to women. Absurd yet engaging.
Dracula can be streamed online from 1 December and on DVD and Blu-ray from 22 December. It plays in Australian cinemas from 5 February 2026.